A Poor Man's Blue Man Group

I think it's time this blog's contributors banded together in a new way. I believe we're all familiar with the Blue Man Group. I imagine these guys have amassed fortunes thanks to painting their faces, jumping around, and playing the drums. We've clearly got the talent for at least two of these three. Though to my knowledge none of us has a strong background in the percussive arts, I believe with minimal effort we could perfrom passably. We wouldn't even need out and out mastery, just good enough to get by. We'd charge only half-price of the blue men, and attract more of an economically challenged audience. Cletus and company will flock to our shows, considering it a sweet deal to see a comparable product at 50% off. But to avoid licensing issues we'll need to select a different color of facial paint. Violet Man Group. Cadbury Yellow Man Group. Forrest Green Man Group. Think about it. We need something with a suitable ring.